Will Gail Dance?

That’s the question everyone wants answered!

Will Gail Dance? is an 80’s era live band that plays songs according to whether or not Gail will dance to them. A lot of people ask Will Gail Dance? to play various songs, but all song selection goes through Gail. Said another way, Gail decides what Will Gail Dance? plays live. Basically, if Gail will dance, the band will play the song. Fittingly so, suppose somebody played a song for Gail and asked, “Hey Gail, would you dance to this song?” Gail might respond, “Heck yeah!” or “Absolutely!” and she would most likely start dancing immediately no matter where she was. But, she might also respond with, “Oop oop! Time to refresh my drink!” or “Tinkle time! ‘Hey Karen, come on!'” or even, “That’s a nice sing-a-long! Going on a road trip?” Hence, those latter less positive responses are indicative of scenarios in which the band will likely not end up playing the song as requested.

So, to recap, the band is called Will Gail Dance? Their songs are generally accepted by Gail prior to being performed live by the band at various night clubs, country clubs, wineries, microbreweries, pubs, bars, haunts, dives, parks, street fairs, festivals, fund-raisers, and similar type venues and events. However, Will Gail Dance? songs that are not generally accepted by Gail prior to being performed live by the band at various night clubs, country clubs, wineries, microbreweries, pubs, bars, haunts, dives, parks, street fairs, festivals, fund-raisers, and similar type venues and events could not in fact be performed by Will Gail Dance? No no! And if you think Will Gail Dance? played them, we are sorry, but those songs would necessarily have been performed by an imposter live band because Will Gail Dance? only plays the songs to which Gail will dance.

TLDR: Will Gail Dance? is an 80’s era live band based in Bakersfield and Gail dancy-dance means songy-song is okay, and Gail no dancy-dance means songy-song is no play.

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